Oh, Iggy Azalea.
Mind you, this happened last year. But still (it starts around the 1:17 mark):
FIRST of all, “I cannot give you a hot 16 to this hood a** beat!”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sis…
And did y’all see how she stared TI down hoping that he would save her?? All of this happened within 20 seconds! LOLOLOL
Now, Iggy tweeted this (in defense of Q-Tip educating her on hip hop history):
most people learn every and anything they can about the subjects they are passionate about, I'm no different.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) December 23, 2014
i find it patronizing to assume i have no knowledge of something I'm influenced by, but I've also grown up with strangers assuming that.
— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) December 23, 2014
OHHHH BUT MA’AM. You aren’t looking like you’ve learned “every and anything” about hip hop when you are shocked when a dj/interviewer throws on a beat for you to hit a freestyle. And you most certainly don’t look like you’re very knowledgeable when you say you can’t freestyle cause the beat is too….”hood”….
Girl.
And then Sway killed me when he said he would hold her cup for her…a cup that she was also looking to save her. HAAAAAA!!!!
In the meantime, TI is in the background pacing like a nervous mother whose child is getting ready to perform and knows they aren’t prepared. Lawd. I cannot. This is all too much!
And then at the 2:22 mark, Iggy gives us her freestyle…which is actually this:
“New Bitch”
[Verse 1]
He got a house that’s too big
Sits on a hill in the valley
Said he trying to move on with life but he still wanna be a good daddy
So I sit in the ride cause I don’t want us overlapping
Spendin’ money on Mac, that’s cute, I get checks from them in Paris
Better check my tax bracket
What you think was gonna happen
Naggin’, now he’s had it
And y’all fell off like Mad Men
These exes excessively hatin’ on the next bitch
She’s no housewife, just desperate
I know it’s hard to let go but accept it[Pre-hook]
Cause the whole world is watchin’
And the paparazzi is flockin’
Cause we fly shit when we drop in
And we shut down your party
‘His’ and ‘her’ gold chains
Gold watches, everything
His old girl, she gon’ hate
They gon’ have something to say[Hook]
When I hop out his new six
Fresh in some new shit
“Damn, she is too thick, who is this?”
Yeah I’m his new bitch
I’m his new bitch
Iggy: sweats uh ok
Iggy: Ya’ll ready for this?
Iggy: In west Philidelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spend most of my days…
iggy:
iggy:Uh, yeah. Itchy Butt Butt on the track, drop the beat, yeahh. So it’s all about me, and not about you. It feels good to be back, it’s a little overdue. Scooby-Doo, kangaroo, shampoo, Pikachu, chicken stew, barbecue, macachew, daddy cool, Barad-dûr, fake-ass fur, yeah.
interviewer: drop us a freestyle iggy: lol aight iggy: obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fri
— booby (@what_eve_r) December 23, 2014
int: iggy drop a freestyle iggy: iggy: it's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet
— ally (@tomlinidiot) December 28, 2014
radio guy: iggy give us a freestyle iggy: …aight u ready for this? i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart
— _ (@natharsis) December 28, 2014
(LOL at “radio guy”)
Interviewer: Freestyle for us, Iggy Iggy Azalea: Iggy Iggy bo biggy, banana fana fo figgy Interviewer: Leave
— Shar (@decibelweekend) December 30, 2014
iggy azalea freestyle: drop the beat i have feet i eat meat *drops mic*
— merry jasmas (@yungbasednaoh) December 27, 2014
radio host: yo iggy freestyle for us iggy azalea: aight iggy: [clears throat] Dear Diary,Mood: Apathetic My life is spiralling downward
— brad esposito (@braddybb) December 30, 2014
Now, I saw this:
…… RT @chartflops: "@kiyarenyen: T.I : "Women can rap. I realized that when I first met Iggy Azalea." pic.twitter.com/ChThrxJMlR"
— Block Samson (@insanityreport) December 30, 2014
Is TI really that stupid?
— Block Samson (@insanityreport) December 30, 2014
^^ This is what I want to know. And to be fair, when I searched for a source of him saying this, all I found were blogger responses to it. I have no idea where it came from. I’m hoping someone lied on him tho.
Anyway, I just thought I would give y’all a good laugh on this Tuesday. Cause WHEW. Let me tell you. I think this one is gonna last me the rest of the week!