Beyonce. Jay Z. Divorce.

I’ve tried to stay away from this. But I just saw this:

Well, so much for these divorce rumors being false! Sources say that Beyonce has been meeting with her legal advisors to discuss how her and Jay Z’s assets would get divvied up in the case of a divorce. Of course, this report comes just a few days after Beyonce released her “Flawless” remix with Nicki Minaj where she addressed the elevator feud, but more importantly for everyone’s purposes right now, hinted that she and Jay are worth a billion dollars. Good luck, Beyonce’s legal advisors. This is not going to be fun.


And yesterday, I was sent this:

Just days after rumors swirled that Beyoncé toured a $21.5 million apartment in the Big Apple for a possible bachelorette pad, a new report claims the superstar’s marriage to Jay Z is in such disarray, the couple may not even be able to finish their joint On The Run tour.

“I’m definitely not sure that they’ll make it to Paris,” a source told the New York Post’s Page Six about the longtime pair, who will wrap their international tour in the City of Light on September 13.

The paper even insists the “Single Ladies” singer, 32, and her hip-hop mogul husband, 44, remain apart offstage.

“They’re not just staying in different hotel rooms, but they have booked separate hotels, and they arrive separately to each show,” the insider said.

{Dallas Black}

Every. Single. Day.

And I know that they are private.  And I also know it’s none of our business.  And I know Bey has this way of addressing things by not addressing them (Instagram pics, song lyrics, etc), but at this point I REALLY wish they would come on out and say SOMETHING.  It’s getting more and more ridiculous.  Another article I read said that they change their numbers every two weeks or something like that.

On one hand, it could be that their marriage is in trouble.  It could be that they are headed for divorce. And while I really hope that’s not the case, I mean…OKAY.

On the other, all I’m thinking is this:

Here is a woman who kept an ENTIRE ALBUM, about 82 music videos for said album, her pregnancy, relationship, marriage, movie trailer just for fun, ALLLLLL of that…a secret, but now there’s suddenly all of these sources who know EVERYTHING that’s going on in their marriage? And after knowing there’s a source telling everything, they’re gonna continue to be open with said source?


This is my hope. I hope that Bey and Jay are trolling every single media outlet with this. I hope that they are setting people up to be “sources” and I hope that they all end up looking really dumb in the end.

The bottom line, folks, is that we probably won’t know about the divorce until after it’s been finalized for like 3 years or something. So please. Stop it. Cut it out. And let’s all just wait, okay? Please?

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