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“With Friends Like These” – RHOA (review)

RHOA. A mess. That is all.

NeNe

– Gregg.  I can’t.  Seriously. I can’t.  “Use this one pass.  The next one got a ticket on it.” – BYE.  Ain’t nobody scared of you.  Like, NOBODY believes you, Gregg. And again, YOUR BULLY OF A WIFE is the one who stepped up to Peter!? I can’t.

– NeNe said this situation wasn’t deep enough for their friendship to not be in tact. Girl. What parallel universe is this broad living in? For real? You disrespected my husband.  Called him out of his name in public. Then gave a half-ass apology while rolling your eyes. I can’t.

– She laughed when Peter talked about her calling him a b*tch.  Conversation over.

– “I didn’t purposely try to disrespect Peter. I just called a spade a spade.” – Seriously. I can’t. Cynthia. Wake up.

Cynthia

– WEAK. Weak weak weak.  Your “friend” just called your HUSBAND a b*tch and you’re sitting there rationalizing? Talking about you know how everybody feels? Tuh.

– Oh WAIT.  Did she just say, “Listen…she apologized, okay?” NO, Cynthia. No ma’am.  I can’t believe this.  Amazing.

– Cynthia has on too many eyelashes.

– “Looking back, I could’ve said something…I could’ve easily called her a b*tch. But did I need to say something?” YES. You simple simple woman. You DID need to say something.  She just called your husband a b*tch!!!!!!!!!! And there are other options on how to handle these situations other than to call her the name back.  How old are these women! This makes me so tired for real. Unbelievable.

– “I almost ordered you a vodka tonic, but I didn’t know if I was supposed to today…” <— Really, Cynthia? Y’all.  Is she like…socially awkward? What is it? Who…does this?

– She gave NeNe Peter’s drink. Again, I don’t understand the press to be her friend. I’m baffled.

– This dinner. No. No no no no.

– Apology accepted. “Friendship?” Nah. And not just cause of this one situation. But NeNe has gotten WAY out of pocket WAY too many times. SMH.

Porsha

– Porsha.  You and these demands for the play. Like Kandi said, your demands aren’t matching your resume.  Bye, girl.

– Lord she doesn’t even know the name of her character.

– Y’all see Porsha dancing? LOL

– EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does my screen say this child’s name is “Shehwanee”!?!?!?!?!? I can’t stand you people.

– I want to say that her “dumb chick” act is frustrating to me, but I am aware that it isn’t an act. So that’s that.

– WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! Did Porsha just say she’s “in between phones”??????????? GIRL!  Why wasn’t there a plan in place before going to the club? Why doesn’t she have her sister’s number to give or something? No no no no no.

– Oh wait.  That was her way of trying to not give out her number?  What a child. GAWD this broad is so dumb.

Kenya

– I love Marlo.

– “I don’t want them to be NeNe because I want them to be born with hair.” – LMAO

– I actually think this was a smart decision for her to have this baby training.  Nothing compares to the real thing, but at least she’s trying.  Oh goodness she just threw the baby on the sofa.

– I want Velvet.

Phaedra

– “Poor Cynthia she looks like she doesn’t know what’s going on…she’s got a contract with NeNe to be her best friend” <— EXACTLY.  This is madness. SMH

Kandi

– I love DonJuan.  “You know what I can’t find? My give a fawk.” Tuh.

– Kandi’s hair (the all black hair) YESSSSSSSSSSS! Stick with THIS hair, Kandi! Yes yes yes yes.

– These kids don’t know D. Woods. -_- I mean, neither did I.  It took me a second after seeing her to figure out who she was. This is the girl from Making The Band, right?

– Oh. So Kandi is gonna be in the play? And she’s gonna sing? K.

– “Porshonce” – Again. I love DonJuan.

– Kandi. Fire Porsha. That’s it.

 

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