They just replayed that part when Erica’s dude, Ocean or whatever, volunteered to pick up the tab at the bowling alley and then asked her for HER card. WHEW!
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
Karlie Redd
– Too old to be out here comparing…umm…sausages. A mess. Just….
Erica
– “But a woman can only hand over her credit card so many times.” <— Oh. Girl.
– WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WAIT.
So Ocean tried to “make a dramatic exit” but couldn’t get far cause….he ran out of gas? And….doesn’t have money to put gas in his car?
– “Where did we go wrong?” <— Oh. Girl.
– Welllllll Erica…..he DOES have a point. He DIDN’T *make* you do anything…..
– WHOA WAIT. What you mean, “Give it to me”???????????????? Then he tried to SNATCH the money? Nah.
– WAIT. Did he say that Erica was with Scrappy for 4 hours last night?
Stevie J
– He is such a lame individual.
– So. You’re gonna apologize to me for naked women on your phone…with a bubble bath and street corner flowers?
Joseline
– I can’t with her. She pops off at the mouth talking about she knows her man is cheating, but then finds stuff in his phone and gets mad about … him cheating, but then says that those b****** aren’t gonna break up what they have? All I ask is that she makes a decision. Are you cool with him cheating or not?
^^ Welp, seeing as though she was QUICK to hop up in that tub I guess we have our answer.
– “I wanna get back in the studio, Babe.”
My open letter to Joseline Hernandez:
Dear Joseline,
You aren’t ever going to have a career.
And by that I mean…. YOU AREN’T EVER GOING TO HAVE A CAREER. I’ve heard your music. I’ve watched your “music video.” Everything about everything you do “in the studio” it pure and utter moldy smelly trash. You can beg Steevie to put you in the studio but even he knows what’s up. Stop this. You’re looking really weak. It’s best if you just stay naked and take pictures. That’s all you really need to do.
Stop this.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
Mimi
– I STILL don’t know how she’s able to wake up to Nikki’s face like that. *shudders* He’s just…gross. And I bet his breath stinks.
– Look at how much of a bish this dude is. He couldn’t just leave it at, “No, I haven’t slept with her.” He had to boost up his ego by going the “I could have” route. SMH. Ugh he is so annoying.
– “I’m gonna have thousands of women around me…” <— *looks around* *hears crickets* Oh.
– My goodness. This broad is stupid. “Did you leak that tape?”
Let me help you out, Mimi…
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ABSOLUTELY DID leak it! Come on you simpleton! UGHH!
Rasheeda
– Y’all WHY would her mother call her while she’s on vacation with this? Why not let Rasheeda enjoy herself and wait until she got home to drop this? Or at least let her be on the way back.
– Still love Kaleena.
– HOLD UP! Did Kirk just….did he really pop up in…. “Well hello, Rasheeda” <– I. CAN’T.
My open letter to Rasheeda:
Dear Rasheeda,
Leave Kirk.
And I’m not one who likes to see marriages break up, but my word this man is AWFUL. I mean, as a human being he’s a waste, but he’s even WORSE when it comes to you. What is it going to take? What else does he have to do? How much more does he have to embarrass you ON NATIONAL TV?
Girl. Please. You gotta let this one go. It’s painful to watch. He wants to be a family when HE wants to be a family. And no ma’am.
Sincerely,
Fed Up.
P.S. Your husband is a bish. Also, I think he may like men.
Kirk
– I’m sorry, but this….
…. HELL. TO. THE. NO.
NOPE NOPE NOPE.
– Look at him slipping up and telling on himself. Ugh. He has a stupid face, voice, and general personality.
– “What are you doing here?” “I’m your husband.” <— WTF does that have to do with you popping up on me WHILE I’M ON VACATION!? Like…UGH.
– “Allow me to be your husband.” <—- I want to throw up.
You know what? This is stupid.
Scrappy
– What is this trash of updating your ex on your relationship status? Ugh. I guess this is a good thing that they can have conversations.
