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LHHATL: “Life Happens” (S:3, E: 13 – Review)

So after the whole “Joseline in New York without Stevie” situation (addressed below) I guess I’ll just continue to review this show as if I don’t know it’s completely fake.

Let’s go.

Mimi

– *rolls eyes*

– Mimi is dumb and blind. And simple.  She’s really really simple.

– “Nikko may get on my nerves, but he’s been here through all this bullsh*t.” Unbelievable.  It’s unbelievable how dumb she is. OF COURSE he’s going to be there.  He’s HAPPY. ANNNND he’s trying to get you to do another one. Yeah, I peeped it when he said, “These people are mad. We need to make them madder.”

– Mimi is acting like she has the upper hand because Benzino is asking her to be on the cover of Hip Hop Weekly.  HIP HOP WEEKLY, guys….because she made a porn. And she said she’s “ecstatic” with nothing to apologize for.  Ok.

– BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! $10,000!?!?!?!?!?!?

– THIS. DUMB. BROAD. HERE. Y’all WHAT? Ha ha ha! She didn’t know that her picture can get used anyway! LMAO And this attitude of hers? No ma’am.

– Why did she even let Erica come over when she was dealing with this with her father (*cough* MONA *cough*)????

Kaleena

– Her song sounds cool.

-HOLD. THE. HELL. UP.  She’s PREGNANT!?  When she *can’t* take care of her first kid?

– She said she’s nervous because of how her husband may react. Tuh.  Like she got pregnant by herself. Ok.

– You tell your husband you’re pregnant and his first response is, “How that happen?” LOL  But after the shock wore off he was sweet.

Joseline

– She’s still saying that she hasn’t seen Stevie since she left to go kick it with K. Michelle in New York

BUT….

 

LIES.

I guess when she posted this picture back in April, Mona hadn’t told her that she was supposed to be in a fight with Stevie J and not seeing him.

OOPS.

– One thing about Joseline is that she has kept me laughing…HARD…this entire season. Her little monologues have me DYING. “If you bring me back a disease you’re gonna be 6ft under and Imma be on First 48.” LOL

– Joseline is delusional. LOL. Really acting like she’s about to leave Stevie. Girl he is your manager, fake husband, AND drug dealer. You ain’t going nowhere, sis. And we ALLLL know it.

Benzino

– Benzino is thinking business, which I get, but I’m happy to see that Stevie at least wasn’t comfortable with it.  He’s having an issue with “celebrating” Mimi and her new role as a porn star. And rightfully so.

– Oh Benzino moved forward without getting word back from Stevie? Whew.

– “You can choose your dress! Cause you’re going on this m**f** cover.” LMAOOOO!!! With his arm in that sling! LOLOLOL!! Whew!

Scrappy

– Okay guys.  I’m a cheesy romantic.  So the awkwardness of him giving Bambi the roses and cheesing and stuff…I love it.  I noticed that I’m sitting here with THE biggest grin on my face. LOL

– Was this a proposal? I’m confused. And is this show done in dog years? Everything happens so soon.

– Oh wait, so it’s NOT an engagement ring? What part of the game is this!?

– Promise ring.  How old is he again? I mean, if that’s what you want to do then cool, but you gotta do a whole different presentation. Like, you gotta say “I got you a promise ring” before you even bring it out. And it’s gotta be….smaller than that or something. Cause look….

Mama Dee

– UGH. THIS ish.

“Without my permission?” <— This, plus the contortions of her face and later reactions, is so very concerning.

Erica

– Self-destruction. Yes, Erica.  That’s exactly what’s happening with Mimi.

– I like Erica cause she’s straight to the point, and she’s honest.

“The Discussion”

Honestly, I maintain that I simply just couldn’t be Mimi’s friend anymore.  Her blatantly lying to me in my face would be the end of the line for me. That is not a sex tape.  The company didn’t take your sex tape and make it into that kind of a production. Insulting my intelligence with a lie is unacceptable.

Erica, Rasheeda, and Ariane made a GREAT point about Nikko as a man.  Mimi is saying that he’s “about the money,” at the expense of her as a woman…with a young child. Mimi does a porn and doesn’t expect to hear ANY negativity from her “friends.” Ok.

HOWEVER, Mimi DOES have a point.  And from here on out, if Ariane is going to stay friends with Mimi she needs to keep her mouth shut about who Mimi decides to be with.  That’s what I would do, anyway.  There would be ZERO discussions about her love life and decisions thereof.

No, Erica. You don’t “have” to trust her, when you KNOW she’s lying. That’s not friendship.

I guess we shall see how Mona capitalizes off of the death of Mimi’s dad next week.

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