I don’t know what to do with some of y’all.
Lil’ Kim has a lil’ princess of her very own! The “Haterz” rapper, 39, gave birth to her first child, a baby girl, on Monday, June 9, a source confirms to Us Weekly.
Lil’ Kim welcomed her daughter at 9:58 a.m. EST in New Jersey, the insider tells Us. The newborn — named Royal Reign — weighed in at 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and measured 19.5 inches in length.
{via Us Weekly}
Royal.
Reign.
I just…..
Look. Y’all gotta stop living through your children.
Now. I get it. Lil Kim is Queen Bee. Hence, “Royal.” But come on, ma’am. Your government name isn’t Queen (nor. should. it. be.).
Maybe this name will work though. As I continued to type this I kept going over “Royal Reign” in my head. I’ve definitely heard worse. Hm. I like “Reign.”
Could it be that this is actually kind of cute?
What’s wrong with me? Let me go check my blood sugar levels…
