For your viewing pleasure:

So. A few quick thoughts.

1. Kirk is still out here being out of line, huh? Seriously, Rasheeda. Leave this HAN alone.  Home DNA tests? Moving random women in? Seriously.

2. Joseline. And Stevie. I can’t. Like….what could a man POSSIBLY do to make up for what happened last season?

3. Mimi is still dumb AF.  Sex tapes? With a man who ISN’T your husband?  Who has already proven to be petty? And you have a child? No ma’am. (Updated: 4/14/2014 we know how this turns out now —-> Mimi DID Sell Her Sex Tape)

4. Scrappy….LOL. I…don’t know.

5. Karlie Redd. I really need to know her age, bruh.

Everything else is foolery.

And I look forward to getting ALL of my ratchet life Monday, May 5th, at 7pm. Yes.

UPDATED: April 14, 2014 12:05pm

I had to come back to update cause:

NOPE! RT @MissNikkiNY: @callmedollar Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3 Super Trailer HD http://t.co/nyplFtsIwA

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

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— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

I don’t know where to begin.

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

Joseline still looks like her testosterone levels are high.

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

Rasheeda is still making music for the hearing impaired. Kirk wants to go on Maury.

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

Mimi is dividing her thighs for ain’t shit niggas and filming it with a T-Mobile Sidekick.

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

Waka Flocka found a way to keep vienna sausages in his pantry. Welcome to the cast.

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

Yung Joc still looks like a tortoise without its shell and Karlie Redd still has no purpose.

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

This is why I watch the Discovery Channel. I don’t have time. pic.twitter.com/58SvPxEt1y

— Dollar (@callmedollar) April 14, 2014

Welp.  That about sums it all up there.