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“Mama Said Knock You Out” – Scandal (review)

This was one of the BEST episodes of Scandal I’ve seen.  This is one of those episodes where I was sad that I was sober. And feared death by heart attack.

– Hm. Something ain’t right about these kids.

– Quinn isn’t fooling anybody.  She is going to die.

-Okay so EVERYBODY is going to die. Liv leaving tracks digging into B6-13.

– MELLIE!!!!!!! Girl! You KNOW your kids are home!?!?!??!?!?!?! Did y’all see Liv’s face?

– Ole girl working with Mama Pope in here talkign to Liv? She’s gonna die.

– She saw her mamma on her knees y’all. LAWD.

-Y’all catch Liv’s face when Mellie came out that room?

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-“I’m not your b*tch” – I almost got attracted to Jake again…then I remembered. But MY GOODNESS.

-When Fitz was trying to “hold Cyrus back”….Jake was standing back there chillin giving ZERO fawks.

-“I’m sorry for your loss” – We’ve lost Jake, y’all. He’s gone.  Outta there. Evil. Done. Satan has officially snuck into his spirit.

-“I’d rather be a traitor than what you are, Livvy.” – Y’all. Liv gets talked down to by EVERYBODY.  Her dad STAYS reading her.  Her mom lowkey reads her. Liv really should be on some type of antidepressant. And in intense therapy. Probably something for anxiety as well.

– But Fitz. WAIT.

(at this point in the show I have verbally reacted about 4 times.  This show is going to give me a heart attack)

– Yup. Sick to my stomach when Quinn kisses Huck.

– OH. So THIS is how Shonda is going to get Columbus Short outta here. Nice while it lasted, Harrison.

– “So you aren’t dead inside.” <— LMAO. Fitz. BYE. I can’t. You men act JUST like Fitz. Screwing everything in sight but can’t handle when your woman…oh wait…SKRRRRRRT…not letting your husband touch you…for TEN YEARS?  Lemme think about this.

– LIV. WILL. NOT. LEARN. She had to be put in the position to be reminded that that man IS married and him wanting to talk to his WIFE basically trumps whatever the side chick is wanting at the moment. OOP.

– Coming home and finding out that someone has moved themselves into YOUR house. NOPE.

-Look at Cyrus’ daughter. CUTE.

– Look at this part in Teddy’s hair.  Looking like Hitler.

LOOK AT Y’ALL.  Don’t waste ANY time, huh!?

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