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Scandal: “No More Blood” (Review)

1. So Liv speaks Farsi. K!

Anyway, smart move.

2. Abby still trying to be on the inside. Sis. Nobody is really here for you.

3. I need Andrew to die. Amnesty? Really? Ugh.

4. “This is as high as you go, Andrew. Go any higher, and you get shot down.” <— Talk your ish, Mellie!

5. The Director of the CIA is trying to get Fitz to see that this whole Olivia Pope thing is not looking good and he’s just like, “EH. Extract.” Willing to go to war with…everybody…to get Liv home. Sheesh.

6. LOOK AT CYRUS SPAZZING OUT ON FITZ! “You moron!” BWAHAHAHAHA! He’s fed up.

Oh. It was a daydream. LMAO. He’s gonna have a stoke, guys.

7. Jake told Huck the truth. He’s got to stop depending on Liv and learn to control himself.

8. Elizabeth is scared to death of Huck (rightfully so)! LOL. “Is it possible that I can talk to you without you doing anything to me?”

“Depends on what ya got to say bish!” <– Huck’s answer in my head.

9. OH WAIT! Elizabeth is wanting to solicit Huck’s services for Andrew!?

WAIIIIIIT! Huck said no!?!? ┬áNO NO NO NO! Don’t tame yourself right now!!!!!!!!

10. Cyrus! He’s going behind the president’s back!?

11. Oh look. Abby is finally catching on. Just go tell Fitz!!!!!

12. Marie Wallace!!!!!!

13. I REALLY need Liv to work on her poker face. UGH!!!!!!! This is so frustrating

*btw, at this point, I’m REALLY needing this to be the last episode on this. I’m frustrated and fed up. but let’s keep watching*

14. Abby still should’ve told what she knew right there in front of Cyrus. Chile please. Cyrus ain’t punkin nobody!

And OMG I need Fitz to be able to discern better!

15. Daddy Pope!

Lawd. Jake done said his daughter has been kidnapped and auctioned off and he’s talking about fishing! HALP.

16. “I don’t have a daughter.” <— Well, I mean she DID try to kill him. Twice.

17. I mean, I understand Liv doing whatever she can to escape, but this was the most basic of plans (running to the car). LOL

18. Abby bout to get shot. Lawd.

19. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LIVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!! BEAT THA SHYT OUT OF HIM!!! OLE PUNK BISH THINK HE WAS RUNNING ISH! OUT HERE PLAYING WITH THE ADULTS WHILE SITTING AT THE KIDS’ TABLE!!!! YASSSSS!!!!!!

*pauses to go research who this guy is*

Stephen Finch. Used to be a gladiator! WHEW Liv!

20. Oh look! Abby! She came through! But while she’s sitting here talking to Cyrus, she should be going clear across his face with that bottle.

21. “You brought this on yourself.” <- Yes ma’am, Mellie.

22. Liv got bout 15 locks on her door. But I don’t blame her. I’d do the same.

23. “There are worse things than rape.”

24. Wait. Um Fitz. She was just kidnapped. Don’t grab her like that. ┬áKinda traumatic.

25. I don’t understand this argument. Eh. Whatever. It’s basically the same argument they have every single time. *yawn*

“You didn’t save me! I’m on my own.” <— Well, that’s not entirely true, Liv. But whatever.

Okay. So that’s that. Sorry so late, guys. But here it is!