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Brian Williams Raps “Gin And Juice”

Brian Williams raps “Gin And Juice” and I LIVEEEE!!!!

I SERIOUSLY cannot get enough of this!!!

I saw this on “Morning Joe” this morning and was DYING!!! LOVE IT!

Well done, Jimmy Fallon (and your team!)

There is A National Shortage of Shower Rods, And I Hate Y’all For That

You people get on my nerves.  I’m serious.  Y’all get on my nerves.

TMZ (so you know it’s real) reports:

Demand is going through the roof for gymnastics-strength shower rods — all thanks to “Love & Hip Hop” star Mimi Faust’s sex tape acrobatics — and Home Depot, Lowe’s, Target, and Walmart are struggling to keep up.

We called employees at each of the major retailers (from Georgia to Cali) and we’re getting the same story — ever since the trailer for Mimi’s sex tape came out, people have been racing to purchase their own super-strong shower rods to recreate the Mimi experience.

And supplies are running out — a customer at one Home Depot in Georgia tells us, they were totally sold out of Mimi-strength shower rods.

This is a real thing — a Twitter search for “Mimi shower rod” shows an endless list of people trying to get their hands on one. There’s even a Twitter account dedicated to it (@MimiShowerRod). And don’t even get us started on the Vine videos.

We reached out to officials at Home Depot, Lowe’s, Walmart, and Target — no word back so far.

You know what?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

So This Happened: Nick Cannon vs. Cam’ron

Not really a “beef,” more like turkey meat.  But funny nonetheless.

So Cam’rom started it off by posting this on Instagram.

And while we’re here, let’s discuss this.  I don’t think we ever talked about this foolery.  He’s too old for this man.  He’s too old.  I’m with Cam.  We need to have a meeting.

Anyway, Nick Cannon decided to respond with this (I’m sure y’all know what’s coming):

Yeah, Cam. I still don’t condone this.

Buuuuuuut then Cam came back with:

I’m just like:

Nick Cannon hasn’t said anything since.  Cam’ron went STRAIGHT for the jugular with this one.  Y’all know there was a rumor at one point that Mariah Carey and Cam’ron were dating, right?  Yeah, Nick.  Gots to be more careful.

{All Hip Hop}

“Drunk In Love” Performance … or … Something … :-(

Listen.  This made me want to just lay all my burdens down.  I have a whole new perspective of “Drunk In Love” now.  And…well…just watch.

So I’m just gonna skip all over the obvious here.

At 00:15 mark? I was done. I almost stopped watching this entirely. DONE! But. I guess I’m a glutton for punishment cause I kept on.

00:42 mark. Again. DONE!  At this point I just kept on watching because I was waiting for somebody to do something that would let me know that this is a joke. A cruel, mean, intending to be funny but isn’t at all joke.

1:17. Ma’am. Stop it. Please. You’re embarrasing yourself.  And me too.

1:32.  I almost threw up everything I ate from last week (still asking myself why I’m continuing to watch…).

2:17 – 2:20.  She tried it.  TRIIIIIIIIIIIED it. My GAWD why is this happening?

2:25 – 2:40 – She looks like a Sim.

3:00.  WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????? <— I literally said this out loud.  WTH!? No. Seriously.  Did that really just happen? I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:15 – 3:20. WUT!?

I don’t know much about this woman, but what I DO know is that she doesn’t have many good friends.  🙁

Iyanla Fix My Life: Bobbi Kristina

Bobbi Kristina.

Look. All I have to say is this:

YOU’RE WELCOME.

 

 

I actually have no words.  Only laughter.  That is all.

Nah, but for real.  STEP IN IYANLA!!!!!!