Here is my review of the EXPLOSIVE and SHAAAAAADY Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion episode.
Porsha
– I don’t understand why she got these boobs…but more power to her. She already had a beautiful body though. However, it’s…um..interesting to see her continue to move her hair to show them. :-/
– “It’s just very clear that there is no African prince for you.” COME THROUGH PORSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– LISTEN! When Porsha snatched SNATCHED!!! that scepter and threw it on the ground, I. GOT. MY. LIFE. Just RIGHT there. I had to hit the rewind. The fierceness of that move alone should’ve let Kenya know that Porsha was not here to play with her.
– When Andy brought up the scepter again….the way that Porsha went in, “Don’t feel bad for it because if it makes it’s way back up on this stage it’s going right up her ass. Right between those balloons, baby!” <— MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK! Porsha is talking like a southern mama who is FED THE FAWK UP with her bad ass child. Like:
– YOU. BETTER. READ. PORSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she gets sick of grown women playing the victim and called Kenya’s name chile! Told her that she’s laughed at EVERY woman whenever misfortune met them. TELL THE STORY, PORSHA!
Kenya
– So…she said that when Velvet (who SOME. OF. US. think is still alive, actually) came into her life, she had just broken up with someone she thought she was going to marry. Soooo basically everybody she dates she thinks she’s going to marry them?
– Her insult to Phaedra was that she couldn’t wrap the scepter around her neck cause, “you couldn’t even reach it, you’re so short.” Oh, sis.
– As Kandi said, if you’re going to have props on the set, you gotta AT LEAST have your ish together. Like, what? And by the way…this bullhorn is out of line.
– Y’all remember when Kenya said that she has never called any woman on the show out of their name? Well…they just showed this clip of her calling Porsha a b*tch last season….so….
NeNe
Before I start with whatever she is going to do or say, I just need to let you guys know that I am offended. NeNe’s hair offends me. It’s upsetting as well as disturbing. This further confirms that she has no real friends. Friends don’t let friends do these types of things bout the head.
– “I think we all just saw the video” – Oh really, NeNe (about Cynthia twerking)?
NeNe’s lack of acknowledging ANY wrongdoing on her part is still baffling to me. YES, NeNe….to say that you wouldn’t go from a Ryan Murphy production to a Kandi Burress production IS shady. And you know it. And…what has Ryan Murphy done for you lately? BYE.
-“I turn jobs down all the time” <— Did y’all see Kandi’s eye roll when NeNe said this? Those eyes almost fell out of the sockets!
So we are at the point of the show when I just got a GOOD look at what this is behind NeNe’s head. Her stylist hates her. LOATHES, even. The hair piece is a COMPLETELY different shade of blonde! That’s a hair piece that you get from the pre-made bun section of the hair supply sto (yes, sto) in the shopping strip right next to the check cashing place!!!!!! STOP IT TODAY!
Phaedra
– I LOVE this look on Phaedra. She looks GORGEOUS.
– When Kenya was addressing Phaedra calling her an “escapee from whore island” the eye roll Phaedra did made me fear that they were gonna get stuck at the top of her head. Y’all, she is ALL the way over Kenya. LMAO!
– She called Kenya a whore and Porsha had a look of sheer delight on her face. AHHH!!! I can’t take all of this! LOL!
– Listen. One of the reasons I like Phaedra is because she is SO “nice nasty.” And with a straight face! I’m serious. “I knew Velvet was her friend…she was probably (pause) one of her only good friends.” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cynthia
– Did y’all see the look she had on her face when NeNe threw that light shade about her lack of twerk? I mean what is this? Is she scared of NeNe?
– When Porsha hopped up, Cynthia got so scared that her titty popped out! Look!
– It’s sad that Cynthia contributes….NOTHING.
Kandi
– Ohhh Kandi is throwing her little shade at NeNe. Yes, Kandi. Yes.
– “Tell the truth, Porsha” – She’s not here for Kenya either, I see.
The Fight
Yes. It needed its own category.
Alright. I paused when Porsha first hopped up. Y’all notice the first words out of Kenya’s mouth was “get fired”??? She thought she wasn’t gonna get touched. Talking all that trash and hiding behind a contract. BYE!
This wasn’t so much of a fight, as it was a dragging. Cause Porsha DRAAAAAAGGED Kenya CLEAR across that floor and with every single inch I was filled with more and more glee, delight, and satisfaction. Yes, I was.
Let me rewind it…
Ok.
Porsha said she’s been through SO much! That was her boiling point. Porsha has done NOTHING to be called a hoe and when Kenya used a BULLHORN to call her one that was IT. And Kenya was quick to run away. Talk all that trash…nah stay right here.
My heart actually aches for Porsha. She was truly embarrassed. She acted out of character and in that moment you can tell she regretted it. I do believe she honestly snapped.
THANK YOU BRAVO for not editing this out. THANK YOU.
P.S. You see who all the women were gathered around, huh (except for Cynthia but when has she ever done anything?)? Even Andy was in and out of Kenya’s dressing room but went in and spent time with Porsha, and hugged her.
Who is here for Kenya Moore!?
Here is the full episode if you haven’t seen it. Or if you’re like me and want to see certain parts over and over and over and over (and over) again!
