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I guess condoms are just too expensive for Paul George

I was really trying to figure out why my Twitter timeline has been talking about strippers for the past 4 hours.  And it’s all because of Paul George. SMH.

From Black Sports Online:

I was getting some chapstick from Walgreens the other day and it happened to be in the same aisle with the condoms.

The condom prices ranged from $4.99 to super pack of $29.99.

When I was in elementary school I was pretty good at math, but you don’t have to be genius to realize having to pay $29.99 is better than…

$1 MILLION OR 25% OF YOUR GROSS INCOME FOR 18 YEARS

Don’t know when these athletes are going to learn, if ever. Jocks and Stiletto Jill reports a story that we hear quite often.

Paul George had unprotected sex with a Stripper named Daniela who use to work out Tootsies in Miami. George allegedly try to pay her off to abort the child, but she declined (not a dumb a stripper). George is dating someone else of course (Doc Rivers’ daughter, photos of her can be seen here), and now the stripper is taking selfies in high heels to show of her pregnancy.

You would think these guys would pay attention to Derek Jeter.

Good luck with all this PG.

SIR.  I can’t.  I can’t I can’t I can’t.  So…y’all are out here just…not believing in condoms, huh? And then offering these random strippers $1 milli to abort the kid?

And look at how much the former (?) stripper cares about Paul George’s feelings (Jocks And Stilletos Jill)…

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! She’s taking pregnant selfies! HA!

SMH.