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“Drunk In Love” Performance … or … Something … :-(

Listen.  This made me want to just lay all my burdens down.  I have a whole new perspective of “Drunk In Love” now.  And…well…just watch.

So I’m just gonna skip all over the obvious here.

At 00:15 mark? I was done. I almost stopped watching this entirely. DONE! But. I guess I’m a glutton for punishment cause I kept on.

00:42 mark. Again. DONE!  At this point I just kept on watching because I was waiting for somebody to do something that would let me know that this is a joke. A cruel, mean, intending to be funny but isn’t at all joke.

1:17. Ma’am. Stop it. Please. You’re embarrasing yourself.  And me too.

1:32.  I almost threw up everything I ate from last week (still asking myself why I’m continuing to watch…).

2:17 – 2:20.  She tried it.  TRIIIIIIIIIIIED it. My GAWD why is this happening?

2:25 – 2:40 – She looks like a Sim.

3:00.  WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????? <— I literally said this out loud.  WTH!? No. Seriously.  Did that really just happen? I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:15 – 3:20. WUT!?

I don’t know much about this woman, but what I DO know is that she doesn’t have many good friends.  🙁

Pastor Andy Thompson (WOCC) Made A TERRIBLE Move. Awful.

So this happened on Twitter.

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Yes.  This was tweeted by Pastor Andy Thompson of World Overcomers Christian Church.  And you better believe that he is feeling the wrath all up in and through his mentions.

Oh.  He deleted this tweet, but…

Exactly.  Seriously? WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS HE THINKING!? You are a PASTOR!? Tweeting like you….aren’t? “These hoes?”  And furthermore, your advice for “saving marriage” is for women to “shine it up?”  Like it’s ALL our fault if our husbands stray?

BYE. I can’t.

So. NO man is looking for romance within his marriage? Just want sex, huh? K.

This has GOT to be an April Fools’ joke. GOTTA be.

Anyway. Some reactions:

 

 

 

 

Yes. Apparently he put out a video or whatever basically saying Twitter misunderstood him. O_O. I mean, it seems pretty clear to me…

 

 

NOPE.  This is one of THE most insincere “apologies” I’ve ever seen. BYE.

 

 

 

 

 

Yup.  It’s time for him to go.

Rachel Canning Leaves Home, Sues Parents

I am just too done.  Really, I am.  This right here is mind boggling.

I’m gonna start off with giving the “official” story here.  And then I’ll add my commentary at the end.

From The Huffington Post:

Rachel Canning, of New Jersey, is suing her parents for immediate financial assistance and for help with college tuition after she says she was kicked out of the house and cut off financially. Canning, 18, who is currently living with a friend, wants a judge to declare that because she has not been emancipated from her parents, she is still dependent on them and in need of their financial support, according to New Jersey outlet The Daily Record.

However, her parents say they did not abandon her. Rather, they say she voluntarily moved out after refusing to follow their rules.

“We love our child and miss her. This is terrible. It’s killing me and my wife. We have a child we want home. We’re not draconian and now we’re getting hauled into court,” father Sean Canning told the outlet. “She’s demanding that we pay her bills but she doesn’t want to live at home and she’s saying ‘I don’t want to live under your rules.'”

The teen, who reportedly wants to become a biomedical engineer, has been accepted to several colleges so far. The University of Vermont, where she has been offered a $20,000 scholarship, is her first choice, according to CBS New York.

John Inglesino, the father of Rachel’s best friend, is funding the lawsuit. He told the outlet that he wants to make sure the teen is able to attend the university of her choice. However, Rachel’s father says his daughter is being misled.

“I know Rachel is a) a good kid, b) an incredibly rebellious teen, and she’s getting some terrible information,” Sean Canning told the outlet.

A hearing on the matter is taking place on Tuesday.

Just to make sure I’m understanding this correctly, let me recap.  Teen doesn’t like the rules at home, so she decides to leave.

COOL.

After this LEGAL ADULT decides to leave because SHE CAN’T DEAL WITH RULES, she moves in with her friend’s parents.

COOL.

But after she  LEAVES HOME BECAUSE SHE CAN’T TAKE THE RULES, she SUES her parents for tuition to go to the PRIVATE school, and wants an ALLOWANCE!?

Oh.  And the family she is living with….the FATHER is financing this lawsuit AGAINST HER PARENTS!? When she VOLUNTARILY left home!?

Do I have this straight (I know I said I’d wait until the end, but…I lied)?

Anyway, let’s continue on with new information from ABC News:

A New Jersey family court judge ruled today that Rachel Canning’s parents do not have to pay her high school tuition after she sued them to cover her schooling and living costs.

The judge delayed a ruling on whether the parents must pay the 18-year-old student’s college tuition while asking lawyers to consider whether it’s wise to “establish precedent where parents live in fear of establishing rules of the house?”

YOU’RE GOT DAYUM RIGHT!!!!!!! You live HERE! You follow THESE rules! And if you decide to be grown enough to leave, then be grown enough to take care of yourself!

The judge also denied her request for weekly allowance and additional financial support including attorney fees.

OOP!

She claims that her parents, Sean and Elizabeth Canning, kicked her out of their Lincoln Park house when she turned 18 in October, which they deny. Dad Sean Canning says she left voluntarily because she didn’t want to follow their house rules concerning curfew and chores.

“Private school, new car, college education; that all comes with living under our roof,” he told ABC News station WABC-TV.

His lawyer, reading from a statement before the start of this afternoon’s hearing, said the Cannings “are distraught that their oldest daughter feels that litigation is a better option than living together as a family.”

“To be clear, my clients never abandoned nor abused their child and they have asked her to come home,” Laurie Rush-Masuret said.

I just…

Rachel Canning said in court documents, “My parents simply will not help me any longer. They want nothing to do with me and refuse to even help me financially outside the home although they certainly have the ability to do so. … I am unable to support myself and provide for my food, shelter, clothing, transportation and education.”

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP! So…you’re grown enough to be independent, but not really?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Looks like a dependent to me!!!!!

She needs a tough lesson on entitlement and adulthood (since she’s so grown).  Going to a private high school is expensive.  Guess what happens in the real world when you can’t afford your lifestyle?  You have to cut back.  So ma’am.  Looks like you need to swiftly withdraw from that high dolla school.

Guess what happens in the real world when you can’t afford basic needs?  You get to WORK!  So Miss. Rachael, looks like you need to go and get a job, Sweetie!

And guess what happens in the real world when you don’t have enough money to pay for school?  You get to apply for loans!  Let me help you out —-> Fafsa.ed.gov.

I ABSOLUTELY agree with this ruling.  And judging from all of this it seems like her spoiled behind needs a swift kick in it by the real world.

P.S.  Black kids, DO. NOT. TRY. THIS.

Video, if you’d like to see this mess:


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Girl Costs Parents $80,000 in a Settlement…Cause of Facebook

She ^^^  would have to get up outta my family.  I’m serious.

According to Yahoo!:

Call it the biggest Facebook mistake ever. A daughter’s snarky status update has cost her father the $80,000 settlement he won in an age-discrimination lawsuit.

According to the Miami Herald, Patrick Snay, 69, was the headmaster at Gulliver Preparatory School in Miami for several years, but in 2010, the school didn’t renew his contract. Snay sued his former employer for age discrimination and won a settlement of $80,000 in November 2011. The agreement contained a standard confidentiality clause, prohibiting Snay or the school from talking about the case.

However, Snay’s daughter, Dana, now at Boston College and a part-time Starbucks barista, couldn’t resist bragging about the case on Facebook. “Mama and Papa Snay won the case against Gulliver,” she wrote. “Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. SUCK IT.”

Dana has 1,200 Facebook friends, many of whom are current and former Gulliver students, and news of the post made its way back to the school’s lawyers, who appealed the verdict. The Third District Court of Appeal tossed out the $80,000 settlement earlier this week. “Snay violated the agreement by doing exactly what he had promised not to do,” Judge Linda Ann Wells wrote. “His daughter then did precisely what the confidentiality agreement was designed to prevent.”

NOPE!!!

Ma’am you’ve hereby been terminated from the family.

Honestly, I really don’t know who to blame here.  I mean, as an adult you would think that your child wouldn’t do something so got dayum stupid, but they WERE supposed to keep it to themselves…which includes away from the daughter.

BRUH.  This child and her sassy ways screwed this family out of $80,000. She needs a good old fashioned whoopin’.  For real.  Get the belt and get to swinging.  Talmbout the school is gonna pay for her vacation to Europe.

BISH!

Why I Hesitate To Give Money To The “Homeless” (Video)

Yup.  I’d rather give some other need. Like food.  But even with that….I saw a driver give this homeless guy food and when the driver drove off he (homeless guy) threw the food on the ground.  I wanted to turn around and beat him with the chicken!  It was Popeye’s!  That’s good chicken!

Anyway, I digress. Check this out from KHOU:

Jack Vale and his camera crew shared a Youtube video of them busting an alleged fake homeless man. After Jack’s uncle said he saw the homeless guy get into a fancy car one day, they decided to do a little surveillance of their own. See what they found out and see what the alleged fake homeless man had to say!

 

NOPE.