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“Because The Internet” – Childish Gambino

I will admit that I don’t know what a gambino is, let alone a childish one.  But what I DO know is that one apparently released an album, and Big Ghost reviewed it.  I also know that his reviews are EPIC.  So I thought I would share.  Anybody who knows who this is or has this album or whatever may find pleasure in reading this.  Just a piece of the review:

NARRATOR (MORGAN FREEMAN)

He thinks deeply about the beautiful woman that he couldnt save from bein “saved from herself”. It will never leave him. But it is what gives him the determination to confront the fuckboys that were raised off of soy milk who continue to plague the earth.

NARRATOR #2 (JAMES EARL JONES)

We  are living in the age of dudes rockin mini skirts while getting their eyebrows shaped at salons…shit like that. Muthafuckas seem to be content to rap in haikus and let debutantes like Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber represent hip hop in the mainstream. It is like a will.i.am song coming to life outchea.

NARRATOR #2 (BONO)

To bring a stop to a pandemic…you yourself must be immune to it. You cannot just confront it head on. That is, unless you have the fire of a thousand stars boiling within your veins….like cocaine in your biceps and entire galaxies for knuckles. Like having volcanoes for hands. Like having the genetic coding of Thor within your molecules. Like being the Hands of Zeus.

LOL. Check the rest of it out here —–> http://goo.gl/YVFPpU

Peace.

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