Seriously, if you can’t let go of social media for your WEDDING? Then I don’t know.  Strange times.  I guess I’m still on the more traditional side of things.  There are photographs of weddings I see on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter THE. SAME. DAY. they got married…posted by one of the newlyweds!? Chile…I doubt I would be worried with y’all. Seriously.

Anyway, if you just have to have this, here ya go:

The new service, described to The Huffington Post in pitch email (read it in full below), will be available from now until the end of 2014, and promises to do away with “shameless wedding selfies.” Instead, it wants your matrimonial social media push to be a bit more profesh, by creating or commandeering your accounts and posting all the details of the happiest day of your life for you.

So for a price (namely, $3,000), you can have another stranger following you around — you know, on top of your wedding photographer, videographer, wedding planner, and whoever else you have in your entourage — live-tweeting your whole ceremony and reminding every guest who posts on Instagram to use your special hashtag.

The concierge will also be responsible for creating a “wedding blog” leading up to the big day, as well as posting Vines and Instagrams under your special hashtag. Just be sure to remind them that you prefer the “Mayfair” filter.

This is all because in 2014, photos and videos alone don’t cut it anymore. You needyour vows trimmed into 140 characters (“the day i met u, i knew i would luv u 4ever. ur my bff, n i cnt w8 2 spend th rst of my life w u…”).

{via Huffington Post}

$3,000.

That’s in real United States of America currency.

Three THOUSAND real USD.

To live tweet your WEDDING.