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“Peaches Divided” – RHOA Review

Nene

– I’m fed up with her.  She started all of this.  I can’t believe she’s acting as if she has ZERO responsibility here.
– Did she say “fistes”!? It’s “fists,” ma’am.
– Y’all.  I am SERIOUSLY in awe of Nene.  She is really acting like she didn’t start ALL of this mess.  Like she wasn’t antsy for Kenya to get there so she could start the mess. She’s acting like she’s 100% innocent in all of this.  It’s disgusting.
– EXCUSE ME.  WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.  Nene is expecting an APOLOGY!?  BYE!!!!!!
– Nene….CHRIS. PUT. HIS. HANDS. ON. KENYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hoe)
– (Nene told Kenya she had on a diaper.)

Phaedra

– Y’all. Is APOLLO STUPID!?!?!?  Somebody hit YOU!?!? You tried to put on your shoes? Brandon FELL? Does he not realize we just saw the clip?  Does he not realize that like ALL of us have replayed that fight over and over and over and over again!?  SIR!!!! WHAT!?!?! Phaedra should’ve been like…

– I expected Phaedra to have more sense than this.  It’s as if she wasn’t there and didn’t see what happened with her own two eyes. She isn’t acknowledging that her husband was TOTALLY out of line.

Cynthia

– WHO does Cynthia think she is?  She trying to act hard? BAY. BEE. NO.  ERRRRRRYbody knows you ain’t bout that life. Girl BYE.
– Malorie was out of line….and she’s a LIAR.  She said she was trying to break them up but she CLEARLY shoved Kandi. Like WHAT?
– Now WTH did Peter’s late ass come from in this hotel room!?!?!? “You know the rules.” What?
– Peter has ZERO people skills.  He doesn’t know how to communicate effectively.
– Do y’all see how Cynthia is talking about Kandi (Nene too).  They aren’t real friends. Lawd.
– Soooo Cynthia said she wasn’t sure if she was ready to be in the same room with Kandi…so WHY are you there!?!?!?!
– Cynthia is getting on my nerves.  Her attitude is so nasty and uncalled for. Her recollection of events is totally inaccurate.

Porsha

– Evil spirits.  I agree.  Don’t blame her for leaving immediately.
– Sometimes we have to embrace that some things just aren’t withing our lists of talents.  There are just some things we are not meant to do.  Singing in front of an audience?  That’s Porsha’s thing that she shouldn’t do.  Ever. She couldn’t even do the 7 notes her trainer gave her. Help, Father.

Kandi

– Oh I believe Kandi is bout that life. Like for real.
– Todd is wrong for not leaving when Kandi said she was ready.  You see she’s about to lose it.  You and Peter’s man time can wait.  Ugh.
– Y’all.  These chicks are acting like they didn’t know Kandi had the ratchet deep (and not that deep) down in her.  Come on. EVERYBODY knows she can get down.  BYE.


– GUYS.  “Amazing Grace” has NEVER been that difficult of a song to sing. Just…sing it.  Ugh.  I HATE when people take something so simple and do all the extra.  Jesus is weeping. He’s not pleased.
– Again.  What’s with “calling all the girls together.”  Y’ALL. DON’T. GET. ALONG.

Kenya

– I’m 100% team Kenya with this situation.  She didn’t do ANYTHING wrong.
– BRANDON. IS. BETTER. THAN. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You crack my rib? In a situation that has NOTHING to do with you?  You better believe I’m pressing charges.  Call me a snitch or whatever.  It’s happening. But it’s okay cause Apollo is prolly going to jail anyway.
– Kenya held out from going in when Phaedra was talking longer than I expected.
– Nene told Kenya not to bring Brandon around anymore.  If I were Kenya I would’ve been like, “COOL cause I don’t plan on seeing you OR your white hair EVER. AGAIN. BYE!”

 Extras

– “Your friend lied on my husband” –  Natalie!!! Girl BYE. EVERYBODY knows you are NOT married. Ugh.
– Chuck was STILL hiding behind Mynique.

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