Whoa.

TMZ reports:

A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe is a suicide attempt … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say … they were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Andre Johnson on the sidewalk critically injured.

Johnson was rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.  It’s unclear if doctor’s are attempting to reattach Johnson’s penis.

Johnson is a rapper who was in a group founded by members of Wu-Tang Clan.

The rapper who cut his penis off and jumped off his balcony is Christ Bearer — aka Andre Johnson —  a member of the rap group Northstar.  Members of the group who also live in the apartment building tell TMZ … they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly — without warning — cut his penis off and jumped off the balcony.  They say they were not on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.”

They add it all happened in a matter of seconds.  But by the time they raced downstairs, Christ Bearer was already up and running around screaming incoherently.

A few things:

1. Off.  Cut his penis OFF.

2.  His homies said that they weren’t on “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing.” O_o Okay.

3.  They said it all happened in a matter of seconds.  And I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe that a man cuts OFF his entire penis and jumps off of a balcony in a matter of SECONDS. I won’t believe it.

4.  You cut of your penis, jumped off a balcony, and LIVED.  God is probably trying to tell you something.

I’m sure that he will get the proper treatment.  Hopefully, he’ll spend time, and a lot of it, to address what his real issues are. Cause…there are some present.

UPDATED: April 21, 2014 11:00am

So there are some new details in this whole, “I decided to cut my penis off” situation (via E! News):

E! News has exclusively learned from a source close to the situation that the rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan had been under the influence of the drug PCP (otherwise known as Phencyclidine or Angel Dust) when he jumped off the second story of a building.

The source also tells us that Johnson used a serrated steak knife to cut off his penis before jumping, adding that the rapper, who goes by the name Christ Bearer, cut off the tip of his penis first, then removed his testicles and the remainder of his genitalia.

I just almost threw up all over everything.  Cut the tip off….OFF….then REMOVED his testicles….and THE. REMAINDER. OF. HIS. GENITALIA.

With a serrated steak knife.

What. The. Fawk.

And that whole thing about his friends saying they weren’t doing “any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing” … Listen. PCP is a hard drug.  Ok?  It is. WUT. That WILL make you do such a thing.  Like…what…

And still…they sat there and…watched?  They said it happened in a matter of seconds.  This was like a surgical procedure…you know what? Nevermind. I can’t continue (stomach bubbling)….

When police arrived, Johnson was on the balcony, according to the insider. Authorities asked Johnson to come down and talk to them.  He said “OK” and jumped off the balcony. Police found the remains of his penis upstairs.

The incident happened Wednesday morning in North Hollywood. The 40-year-old was found lying on the sidewalk with critical injuries and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. He is still currently being treated at the hospital.

The rapper was affiliated with Northstar, a group which was signed to Wu-Tang productions 10 years ago, according to Heathcliff Berru, the group’s representative.

Berru added, “What Christ Bearer did was unfathomable. I feel for his family at this time.”

Now we all understand the whole jumping off of the second floor thing.  This dude was out of his mind.  Completely.  My word.

Don’t do drugs, kids.