I’m perplexed and confused.  This was brought to my attention by a faithful reader (HEY GIRL!) and I’m just baffled (or something).

I usually don’t make it through the entire video of these things but…trust me, you’re gonna want to listen to the whole thing.

Wut.

I’m so emotionally confused.  Cause either that’s an old unreleased song of Whitney Houston’s or…there’s some relation? My goodness.

Now. I’m willing to believe that this Alexis Houston person got her hands on a copy of an old Whitney Houston song because while she’s been saying she’s Whitney’s half sister…turns out she was actually born a man.

That’s right! She’s a man, baby!

Alexis Houston, the alleged half sister of Whitney Houston, is a liar.

She claims to have been taught to sing at 6-years-old from Whitney’s mom, Cissy, in a Newark church, but she is from the Bahamas – and was born a man!

A source claims:

“Alexis (real name, Wellington Stuart) was born in Nassau, Bahamas. His father, Wendell Stuart, was the most beloved singer the island had ever known. I worked as his music director from 1978 till his untimely death from cancer on Dec. 10, 1987. I met Wellington when he was 4. I knew his mom, Marjorie, as well as his sister, Wendy . . . Wellington was nowhere near Newark at age 6 . . . It is a travesty that he would claim to be related to Whitney Houston, when his own father was a giant and loved by his country.”

WTF?! We can’t believe she thought no one would find out.

Lots of luck, honey.

{Perez Hilton}

And I guess this was the same source Page Six has cause:

We have more on Alexis Houston, the gender-bending singer who held a press conference to deny a falsely rumored affair with Matt Lauer
. Last week, we revealed that she was born a man. Alexis, who falsely claimed to be a cousin of Whitney Houston, says on her Web site that she learned how to sing gospel as a 6-year-old at the Newark church where Whitney’s mom, Cissy Houston, sang. But Gary Haase informs us, “Alexis (real name, Wellington Stuart) was born in Nassau, Bahamas. His father, Wendell Stuart, was the most beloved singer the island had ever known. I worked as his music director from 1978 till his untimely death from cancer on Dec. 10, 1987. I met Wellington when he was 4. I knew his mom, Marjorie, as well as his sister, Wendy . . . Wellington was nowhere near Newark at age 6 . . . It is a travesty that he would claim to be related to Whitney Houston, when his own father was a giant and loved by his country.”

Am I late? Have y’all heard of this?  So in one case Alexis is claiming to be WH’s half sister, and in another…her cousin?

I still need an explanation about this music video tho.