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LHHATL: “The Past, My Azz” (S:3, E:7 – Review)

Joseline

– Did she say she’s a great producer? WHERE ARE THE RECEIPTS!?

– Soooo wait.  Jose is shading Mimi for having some woman’s “leftovers?”  OHHHHHH BUT MA’AM!?

– I like this short wig on her (restaurant with Karlie Redd). She looks like Ariane to me.

– I. Am. So. Confused. Joseline says over and over and over again that she knows Stevie is cheating on her, but then she gets upset because…he’s cheating on her? You got with him KNOWING that you don’t trust him! You “married” him KNOWING you don’t trust him! Girl bye.

– Stevie told her that her life was over without him. Sad thing is, he’s probably telling the truth.  She doesn’t have anybody else.  He also said that her career is on “hold.” I mean, when was it ever on “go” tho?

Benzino

– Althea?

– Benzino will propose to anything with a vagina who shows him some attention, huh?

– You know what? I’m so sick of these insecure women running behind these men.  For real. “Does she have your new number? But Babe, I thought that was the point of changing your number so they had to go through me?” <— Like, what?  Who does this?  Who keeps tabs on their man’s phone like that?  Chile please. If I gotta watch you that close then we ain’t supposed to be together. This is pathetic.

– And what is Benzino going to go get Kirk’s messy azz for? Ugh.

– WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT a minute.  How old is Althea!? She throwing drinks on people in the club!? What!? I just…I cannot.

– Wait, did Althea have on white tights with her outfit when she thought she was going to the anniversary party??? *rubs eyes*

– Okay, guys wait.  They are saying she was being “passed around the crew”….and I’m confused.  I’ve heard of two men…Benzino, who she is with now, and Nokia, who she was with back in HIGH SCHOOL.  How is that loving the crew? <—- OH WAITTTT! I just heard they said she was with Stevie as well!?!?!?!  Nevermind, guys.

Rasheeda

– Okay, I like these overalls with the blazer.  That’s cute.

– Kirk is so trash. I can’t even go there.  He’s trash as a human being. Just in general. He disgusts me.

So Dustin addressed Rasheeda last week and… yeah…ALL OF THIS.

Tammy & Waka

– Oh yeah, I was wondering if they were filming when his brother committed suicide…. That’s his second brother he’s lost, I think.

– Is Waka gonna contribute to the show at all? I think he’s said like 2 sentences the entire run of the show.

Kirk

– Look at this messy piece of trash. Look at him running up to Karlie Redd.  What grown man does this?  Ugh I can’t stand his turtle flat face.

Karlie Redd

– “Don’t nobody wanna come to this ghetto azz function.” <— BWAHAHAHAHA!  But you’re there?

– Karlie didn’t start that mess up in the club. Benzino trying to act like a “boss” or whatever hollering bout getting someone out of his club. LOL  These men are a bunch of clowns.

Scrappy

– WHO pops up on people while they are out with their friends? Who does this?  And did y’all peep Bambi’s face when Scrappy asked if he could talk to her? LOL

– Wait….did Scrappy tell her that she complains too much?  Sir.  You know what? He doesn’t deserve happiness.  I’m happy Bambi told him to get on. This is trash.

Mimi & Nikko

– Dawn called Mimi and Nikko a “power couple.”  And I almost fell out of this chair.  I know she’s getting paid to say that, but come on.  Let’s be honest.  There’s no power between the two of them. She let a bulged-toothed-mutant face-dummy fool her into becoming a porn start. Nope. no power here.

– WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. So Mimi puts out a porn, and she expects everybody to act like that didn’t happen!?!

– I see you, Dawn!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

– Mimi is shocked that Nicaragua is hyping up the tape? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! So simple. So so so simple.

– Look at how proud Nemo was to say that Althea was his leftovers. Ugh. He reminds me of…

 

I’m over here watching the previews for next week’s show like…

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