These ladies and situations on RHOA, man. LOL.
Cynthia
– Oh. Peter may be losing ANOTHER business? *yawn*
– Wait. What does she mean the “owners” haven’t paid. They aren’t the owners?
– And Cynthia had to hear about it on the blogs? NOPE.
– “I’m not saying you’re doing anything wrong.” – CYNTHIA!! HE. IS. DOING. SOMETHING. WRONG.
– Cynthia, buy NOTHING with this man. Purchasing the property? NO NO NO NO NO.
NeNe
– NeNe in this silver lamé and hair over to the side. No.
– “As an actress” <— WAIT, NENE! You have been on what…TWO shows? BOTH of which have been cancelled, correct? And I think I read on Twitter that one of the shows was cancelled after two episodes. LOL Ma’am. Calm down.
– I’m sorry, is she talking about the scripts she’s turned down? LOLOLOL. Talmbout she doesn’t like the direction they were going in. Chile PLEASE.
– “I’ve left millions of dollars on the table.” – Girl! BYE! Meanwhile you’re doing club appearances in Dallas? And posting THESE types of things!?
Houston Tx i’am on the way! See u @ the Women’s Expo tomorrow @ 1pm! Here r some cool details pic.twitter.com/km8wFNHZic
— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) April 4, 2014
NO! MA’AM! Do NOT tell me you have more details from me and you done put up a picture of a billboard as said details? NO!
– “This is the wow piece” <— Wut? Okay, girl. I’m not gonna hate on you getting yours.
– NeNe is REALLY trying to convince us that she’s not tripping over her “one show” being cancelled.
Porsha
– WHEW! Thank you, vocal coach, for stopping her!
– She doesn’t have a completely terrible voice, but she needs to stick to Ciara-like songs. You know, the songs that don’t require too much of you vocally.
– Porsha is full of excuses. And LIES!
-“So we’re supposed to be singing and acting and staying in character the whole time.” <— Girl BYE. Like, what did you think this was?
– Is Porsha getting a bit of an attitude with the stage director? No ma’am.
Phaedra
– Eh. Nothing. But I am glad she’s about to be done with school so she can free up some of her time. If she’s smart she will then use that free time to get rid of our sister Apollo. 🙂
Kenya
– Aw man. She lost Velvet. Damn. And she saw Velvet in another dog’s mouth and heard her scream. Man…I’m sitting here in tears. That’s tough. I’m a dog lover so I know how she feels. So sad.
– LOVE how supportive Cynthia and Kandi are of Kenya. Everybody doesn’t understand that kind of connection but your friends are supposed to support you when something is close to you.
– Good girl for telling Cynthia to not reach out to the other girls.
Kandi
– Fire Porsha.
– WAIT! I forgot that Momma Joyce had been in counseling with AJ about Kandi’s money too!? No ma’am. Kandi, WAKE UP.
– “He should remind her to work out everyday.” You know what? Eff. Momma. Joyce. Eff her wig. Eff her nails. Eff her voice. And EFF the one arm she tried to hug Kandi with!
– Kandi basically wrote this play off of her life. LOL
– Oh DonJuan is MESSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for leaving Momma Joyce with Todd.
– “I didn’t stop liking you, I stopped respecting you” <— Todd is a better man than most. For real. Cause no. No longer would I explain my finances to her. No. Chile. He’s such a good and patient man. Cause no. NOPE.
– “My whole existence has been about my children.” – GIRL! GO GET YOU A LIFE! BYE!
