I honestly don’t know who to like on RHOA anymore. My goodness. Maybe Kandi?

Porsha

– “Phaedra should be just as upset with Apollo as she is with Kenya.” <— One of the SMARTEST things this bag of nails has said.  I simply do not understand.

– “You have never been married! And until you have been? You will NEVER know the conviction of a wife!” – THIS. RIGHT. HERE. PORSHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phaedra

– I cannot, for the LIFE of me, understand why Phaedra left the venue.  Further, I cannot, for the LIFE of me, understand why Phaedra left the venue…ALONE.

– Apollo said that he isn’t going to not talk to someone he’s cool with blah blah blah.  Sir.  This isn’t just “someone.”  And your wife isn’t unreasonable, insecure, or jealous.  When that “someone” becomes a rift in your marriage?  They, and their feelings, NO. LONGER. MATTER.  No, you don’t have to be rude, but having private one-on-one conversations? Even in a public venue? Nope.  That is no longer acceptable. Idiot.

– “Juvial” LMAO.

– Phaedra is so much better than me. Cause this whole thing about Apollo walking up to me asking me what’s wrong like he doesn’t KNOW? Yeah man. Prolly a hard object across his dome.  But.  Like I said.  She’s better than me.

– WHOA. He won’t even get her a key!? Phaedra, girl.

– Congratulations, Phaedra.  You have married, AND PROCREATED, with a real life imbecile.

-A pinata full of condoms. For your WIFE. Wut.

-This speech from Apollo. GAWD he is awful.

– APOLLO, WTF? If you find out she wants to cheat you’ll just ask her to please wear a condom!? This is SOOOOO embarrassing. And if further confirms my theory that Apollo just HAS to have something on Phaedra.  I KNOW she didn’t marry this fool out of free will.  But I guess that doesn’t explain the children. Unless she was just trying to make the best out of a terrible situation. Ugh.

-Well HELLO PHAEDRA! I see you’re ready to let down this Perfect Georgia Peach act, huh?

Kenya

– I don’t understand why Kenya and Apollo didn’t just straight up tell Phaedra what the conversation was about.  That was the, ohhh, 108th dumbest thing that went down in this entire situation. SMH

– And even AFTER Phaedra left Kenya is STILL talmbout “Can we be friends?” She really should get her face pounded in.

-Kenya’s problem is that she doesn’t know how to leave well enough alone.  This “Couples’ Night”?

– Does ANYBODY see this whole sex discussion as inappropriate!? Like….These are MARRIED (and engaged) couples! Not everybody is comfortable hearing about their wife’s friend’s sexual desires…and not every wife is comfortable with their husband hearing it. Ugh.

-SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! I’m sorry.  But did Ms. Lawrence just say that he doesn’t consider a one night stand cheating? What? But..if they sleep with them a second time is that..you know what? Nevermind.

-How she came at Phaedra at the end here about Apollo? NOAP. I wouldn’t be mad if ALL of those women jumped on her.  I mean ALL of them.  A team against Kenya.  Cause. No.

Kandi

– “I’m in my 40s, I’m young, you don’t see any wrinkles under my eyes…” – NeNe
“Well you DO get Botox…” – Kandi

– “It’s been years since you’ve been putting your panties in people’s faces, nobody cares what’s going on with them.”

Cynthia

– GIRL! YOU HAD FIBROIDS! YOU GAINED WEIGHT! THEN YOU LOST IT! WE KNOW!

-Peter told Cynthia he would like to leave and go to the room.  She pushes him on what the problem is. WHYYYYY couldn’t she talk to him about that in private? Ugh.

-CYNTHIA. DO. YOU. HEAR. NENE. TALKING. TO. YOUR. HUSBAND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!

– Ain’t NO WAY. NO.WAY. NeNe would’ve had that much time to say allllll of that. Not to MY husband. NOAP. Girl.

NeNe

– “Ignorance annoys me” – to Porsha.  I mean…that’s fair. LOL

– NeNe, as usual, is overreacting toward Kandi… She makes me oh so tired.

– Look. I am sure I have asked some questions that may sound extra simple to my line sister (who is a doctor), but I simply just don’t know the answer.  That doesn’t mean I’m generally ignorant. Come on.

-WAIT. And let us not forget that NeNe is the runner up for THE most ignorance out of this entire cast (gotta give first place to Porsha…I can’t get over the Underground Railroad).

– So let me get this straight.  NeNe wants the men to just sit there, and not contribute to the conversation? What?

-I dislike NeNe. First, for this hair. Second because of how she just came at Peter. NOAP.

The men:

-I just rolled my eyes right up out of their sockets at Gregg.  NeNe stepped up to Peter. Not the other way around. BYE Gregg.

– “You wanna live?” – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nobody believes you Gregg!