This was one of THE shadiest episodes of RHOA I have ever seen!
Phaedra
-“Bats don’t bother me, honey. As a matter of fact, I think we have a few bats and monkeys right in our crew so..I’m feeling right at home.” – SIS!!!!!!!
-Phaedra has on a bikini. AND took off her cover-up. That’s all I will say about that.
– ^^I take that back. If Phaedra is confident in that two-piece then WEAR ON, girl!
– “Mmm. Well I guess a witch would love a witch.” <- Lawd.
-From what I see from the next episode Phaedra is leaving…while Kenya and HER HUSBAND are staying there? NOAP.
– THEEEEEE look on Phaedra’s face when she walked in that place and saw Apollo talking to Kenya. BAY. BEE. I have NEVER seen her with a look like that. FED. UP.
Cynthia
Kandi
-“Is the family going to show up?” – This is a horrible question to have to ask when trying to plan for a wedding.
– Peter is absolutely correct. Kandi is going to mess around and frustrate Todd to the point of his leaving. I’m actually kind of amazed that he hasn’t. Love is cool, but your mom is literally plotting on me, disrespecting me, IN. MY. OWN. HOUSE. even, and your REFUSE to check her? Nope.
-Go re-watch the part where Todd is helping Porsha down the steps around that snake. See how Kandi looks at Porsha. But watch close…it’s gone as soon as it appears.
-Kandi praying for children and got a man who has one baby toe out tha doe. No ma’am.
NeNe
-NeNe looks EXACTLY like me “running” away from that snake. LOL
-“Kenya has said she has found the fountain of youth? Well she should’ve drank the whole damn pond, honey.” – Whew.
-“Now I don’t really do Kenya. Really…” – LMAO!!!!! “But since she said it’s personal to her? I will just try to *shakes head* and go on.” – Kudos for being there, NeNe. LOL
Porsha
Kenya
-“Even though I’m far away from home, I still have to watch my figure and take care of my figure. I don’t want to leave here looking like Phaedra” – Oh, Kenya.
“He thought he was getting a trophy wife, but she wasn’t much of a trophy.” – Kenya
“Hmmmm. She was a certificate.” – Lawrence
“It was a certificate. And it wasn’t even authenticated.” – Kenya
^^^ ALL. OF. THIS. SHADE. Guys…they are saying all of this with straight faces! LMAO. This is soooo mean. And SOOOO funny. And SOOOOO true. I am dying and it’s not even 5 minutes into the show!
-“If you were to take the Porsha gift certificate to redeem it, it would be good for one coloring book.” <— I CAN’T TAKE THIS!!! HAAAAA!!!!!
-Kenya – YOU’RE tired of people lying!? Girl you have an imaginary boyfriend!?!?!? BYE!
-“I need to have a one-on-one with him (Apollo) to find out what this is all about” – NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. You don’t. NO.
-Kenya is so out of line for playing these games with Apollo, y’all. There is a KNOWN issue there, and you’re gonna ask him about getting in the pool? AND. At THAT point, Apollo should’ve wrapped his arms around his WIFE and asked her if SHE was getting in. Ugh. He’s so trash.
-You only want to invite women who have supported you in your efforts to become pregnant? THESE WOMEN DON’T EVEN LIKE YOU!?!?! If that’s the case she needs to fly her autie and cousin out there, WTH!? To say Kenya is delusional is an understatement. My goodness.
– I feel Kenya on what she’s saying with NeNe, Lawrence, Kandi, and Cynthia. And I agree with Kandi, if Kenya would be more like THIS, it would be awesome.
-These caterpillars that she is calling eyelashes are just too much.
-“Nobody is buying, Apollo. Just like your DVD.” <—- WHEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Men
– Todd looks like he was about to break down when talking about this situation with Mama Joyce. SMH.
-Wait…why is Kenya there? *rolls eyes*
– Apollo is a damn dummy, y’all. What an idiot.
*The next episode? When Greg says, “Don’t check me, Todd.” I was feeling ALL of that. All of it. Yes.
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